Aries (3/21-4/19)
21 Aug 04:00
For Thursday, August 21 - One of your most important relationships are going through a transition right now, and while it might be uncomfortable and worrisome for a while, it will all work out for the best in the end. In the meantime, you should go out and start exploring other kinds of relationships. Find out for yourself what it's like to be an independent person without any alliances to hold you back. And no matter how wonderful an alliance is, it is still something that limits your freedom.
For Thursday, August 21 - One of your most important relationships are going through a transition right now, and while it might be uncomfortable and worrisome for a while, it will all work out for the best in the end. In the meantime, you should go out and start exploring other kinds of relationships. Find out for yourself what it's like to be an independent person without any alliances to hold you back. And no matter how wonderful an alliance is, it is still something that limits your freedom.
Taurus (4/20-5/20)
21 Aug 04:00
For Thursday, August 21 - A friend or family member is doing quite well right now, and while you're awfully proud of them, you might also be the teensiest bit jealous. Don't feel guilty about it -- it's totally normal. But if you start to feel like you're getting left behind while they rush ahead, it would be a good thing just to have a small talk with them. Give them the chance to explain that they really haven't changed. The conversation will make you feel better and it will make them feel better, too.
For Thursday, August 21 - A friend or family member is doing quite well right now, and while you're awfully proud of them, you might also be the teensiest bit jealous. Don't feel guilty about it -- it's totally normal. But if you start to feel like you're getting left behind while they rush ahead, it would be a good thing just to have a small talk with them. Give them the chance to explain that they really haven't changed. The conversation will make you feel better and it will make them feel better, too.
Gemini (5/21-6/21)
21 Aug 04:00
For Thursday, August 21 - If you are working in a group, today you will have a great opportunity to make yourself stand apart from the rest of the crowd. The only trick is that you can't wait for the opportunity to be given to you -- you have to take it. Step into the leadership role before anyone else beats you to it. If you take the initiative in the group, you will be rewarded with their trust. Your reputation is a good one, so you don't have to worry about anyone not wanting to follow your lead.
For Thursday, August 21 - If you are working in a group, today you will have a great opportunity to make yourself stand apart from the rest of the crowd. The only trick is that you can't wait for the opportunity to be given to you -- you have to take it. Step into the leadership role before anyone else beats you to it. If you take the initiative in the group, you will be rewarded with their trust. Your reputation is a good one, so you don't have to worry about anyone not wanting to follow your lead.
Cancer (6/22-7/22)
21 Aug 04:00
For Thursday, August 21 - A friend is acting sort of oddly right now, and you could be getting somewhat suspicious of them. Try not to jump to any conclusions -- there is far too little information for you to go on. Put yourself in their place. If you were having a bad day, going through some personal stuff or trying to figure out a problem, would you want your friends assuming the worst? Support them and be patient. Find out if you can help them. If they say no, then just give them space.
For Thursday, August 21 - A friend is acting sort of oddly right now, and you could be getting somewhat suspicious of them. Try not to jump to any conclusions -- there is far too little information for you to go on. Put yourself in their place. If you were having a bad day, going through some personal stuff or trying to figure out a problem, would you want your friends assuming the worst? Support them and be patient. Find out if you can help them. If they say no, then just give them space.
Leo (7/23-8/22)
21 Aug 04:00
For Thursday, August 21 - You are constantly evolving as a person, which means you are also constantly evolving in your opinions. Changing your mind about controversial issues or political points of view isn't necessarily a sign that you are weak or just going along with whatever someone else is telling you to believe. As long as you are revising your thoughts based on facts and not on external pressure, you are being true to yourself. Do not be shy about switching sides if that's the right thing to do.
For Thursday, August 21 - You are constantly evolving as a person, which means you are also constantly evolving in your opinions. Changing your mind about controversial issues or political points of view isn't necessarily a sign that you are weak or just going along with whatever someone else is telling you to believe. As long as you are revising your thoughts based on facts and not on external pressure, you are being true to yourself. Do not be shy about switching sides if that's the right thing to do.
Speeding
Speeding
I GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING YESTERDAY.I THOUGHT I COULD TALK
MY WAY OUT OF IT UNTIL THE OFFICER LOOKED AT
MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT

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A passenger in a taxi leaned forward to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. .
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and for a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."
The frightened passenger, apologized to the driver, and said he hadn't realized a mere tap on the shoulder would frighten him so much.
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab . I've been driving a hearse for the last 23 years
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I need a Giggle how about you?
I need a Giggle how about you?
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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