Here is a list of words and phrases which need to be banned from all Nuclear Power installations…..and if you do hear them pull up chair get a view and takeout that knew 55,000 UV protection sunscreen for a test drive and enjoy the show:

• Man with the shut down codes….."Don't push the red button!"
• Technician ……"Anyone seen my watch!"
• Anyone….."You feeling alright?, your looking a bit green around your gills"
• Security Guard…."Anyone seen that guy before?"
• Water Quality inspector…"come in for a swim the waters nice and warm."
• Cleaner…."Whats that smell?"
• School child…"Wasn't me didn't do it!"
• Load speaker……"It's ok just a drill"
• Nuclear Phycicist….."Do you think they'll notice if….."
• Maintenance staff….."you have a healthy Glow"
• Maintenance staff…."Where does this go again?"
• Engineer……"Yeh but I always end up with a few screws over…."

and the one which no-one wants to hear whether at the hairdressers, doctors, surgery, motor mechanics, anywhere….

"OOPS!"